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In August 2025 I found a fan abandoned at the garbage bins near my apartment. Since the AC in my house wasn't working, I decided to take it home and try to fix it. After checking and resoldering the TRIACS on the control board, I managed to get it working again.
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Due to the lack of a base, I attached it (somewhat) securely to a chair using a coat hanger as metal wire. I then noticed how it seemed to be overheating, and thus I removed the fan guard, the motor shield, the basculating mechanism and everything not necessary to the functioning of the fan itself. A couple month later I found a fan in a similar state, but this time with a pedestal which I promptly took home to use with mine.
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Obviously, after the summer was over, I had no use for the fan, so it sat unused in the corner of my room for the next few month, until we Noticed how the B/2 classroom in Uni was scorching hot, due to lack of both airflow and AC. It was decided something was to be done, and I chose to bring my own fan to class. Sadly it didn't run at first, and after a deep cleaning, some grinding to remove rust and a little bit of hair trimmer oil, it works now a charm.
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Obviously, after the summer was over, I had no use for the fan, so it sat unused in the corner of my room for the next few month, until we Noticed how the B/2 classroom in Uni was scorching hot, due to lack of both airflow and AC. It was decided something was to be done, and I chose to bring my own fan to class. Sadly it didn't run at first, and after a deep cleaning, some grinding to remove rust and a little bit of hair trimmer oil, it works now a charm.
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Given the massiveness of the table used by our usual group, a second fan was needed, and once one more was found near the garbage bins, I took it home, fixed with the thermal protection fuse gotten from Giorgio's old microwave, and brought it to class.
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In addition, Green decided to bring his own desk fan, and now we have a total of 3 all around the table.
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